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BONUS STAGE / THE MUSIC EXPERIMENT

THE MACHINE
MADE A RECORD.

The same ridiculous prompts went through Undertow's resident DJ, into Lyria, and came out as actual recordings. Sometimes strange. Sometimes disturbingly normal. No invented hits; hear the evidence.

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JACKPOT!!